Fortunetelling is illegal unless it’s performed in a church because no one lies in a church. Not to God.
No one may hunt animals on Sunday unless it’s a raccoon.
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions
Driving in circles is against the law
You are not allowed to drive past the same location more than once in thirty minutes on Atlantic Avenue in Virginia Beach.
It’s illegal and a game of chance to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for the bill. Be warned!
In Dayton, Virginia there was a law that stated a person of color is now allowed to be outside or within the city limits after 7pm.